A message… to the girl in the 2 A bathroom every morning from 5 AM to 10 AM
I don’t mind makeup that much. I understand that it can be like war-paint, and help a girl feel more comfortable and more confident, but seriously, you’re not an ugly girl to begin with. You would probably look just fine without spending every morning caking make-up on your face. If anything, the extra sleep may do you well.
I guess I’m not so annoyed on an ideological level as on a general level. Every morning that requires me getting up early, I drag my sorry carcass into the bathroom and there you are, looking like a carp as you try and ensure that mascara gets on every. single. lash.. You look ridiculous, and besides, that cute little pink robe you wear all the time? It makes me want to eat babies when I see it at 8 in the morning. That’s right. It makes me want to eat babies. Do you feel pretty now?
